January 24, 2008
Chilihead: Hello? Husband: Hey! I just finished some almonds. Caaaaandieeeed almonds. Should I get you some? Chilihead: What? Yes. Get me some candied almonds and bring them home with you tomorrow. Whatever. Thank you for calling to rub that in, my afternoon is complete. Husband: Guess what KIND of candied almonds they are? Chilihead: The [...]
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January 15, 2008
"Why are you in my room at 5:03am?" : Max, in response to being woken up for a surprise visit to Disney World. "What about my beauty sleep?" : Wild Thing, in response to having to get out of bed so we could get to the airport on time. "Guess we won’t be making $10,000 [...]
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