My Gift to You: Weiner Soup

by Chilihead on March 3, 2008

in Humor

My friend Denise is a funny lady. She makes me smile. She turned me on to a very naughty spoof of the Kimmel/Damon/Affleck videos involving Seth Rogan. (Seriously, don’t click on that if you’re easily offended.) A few months ago she made me some Wiener Soup (referenced in #5 on my list of weird things). I decided to repay the act of kindness with my own present.

Behold!

Wiener Soup In A Jar!

Weiner_soup

This glass jar contains everything you’ll need to make a delicious batch of soup for your family’s dinner.

  1. Fill pot with water and bring to boil.
  2. Place weiners in water for seven to ten minutes or until done.
  3. Remove weiners and reserve.
  4. Pour Wiener Soup into bowls and serve luke-warm.
  5. Garnish with weiners if desired.

I have it on good authority that Denise’s family asked for seconds.

Wiener Soup. It’s what’s for dinner.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Shalee March 3, 2008 at 11:05 am

Oh my lands…I don’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted. Oh I’ll just do both. I’m flexible like that.

2 Sister Honey Bunch March 3, 2008 at 11:16 am

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

3 We are THAT family March 3, 2008 at 12:58 pm

I’m a little queasy after reading this AND seeing the picture. But at least I know what I’m fixing for dinner. What a relief!

4 Karen for you March 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm

perfect, I have to make dinner for my friend who just had a baby!!! ha, ha, ha, well, mayby I’ll go with tuna casserol instead.

5 Sarah (Real Life) March 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm

I don’t know what’s worse, the title or that picture! I know what’s missing… you need a circle of decorative fabric on top with some raffia. Perfect!

6 pjswife March 3, 2008 at 11:08 pm

Oh yum weiner soup! Love the picture….

7 tiffany March 10, 2008 at 2:07 pm

WOW.. that is all I can say!

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