Five “Interesting” Things About Me

I purposely put interesting in quotes up there in the hope it might drive Shannon crazy. I’m a good and thoughtful friend like that. Well, that and to point out that what I might consider interesting may, in fact, bore you to tears.

Back to the matter at hand. An incredibly talented and funny blogger, Lyssa at FuseMoms, has tagged me for the aforementioned meme. She got me to do it purely by means of flattery: she said she tagged me because she wanted to introduce her readers to me. I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

1. I am the funniest person I know. Seriously. I’ve been known to make myself spontaneously laugh hysterically–snorting and all–just by thinking things to myself. When I try to explain these hallucinations hilarious thoughts to others, their minds are too small to comprehend the madness hilarity. They shake their heads and walk away.
2. I can (and have) plan(ned) an entire one-week Disney World vacation for our
   family in under 90 minutes–reservations, dining, daily activities,
   everything.
3. I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo.
4. I have an unlimited knowledge of random TV and movie quotes. Here’s one for you: Bear’s got a big nose, doesn’t he? Anyone know who said it and in what context for what product? I’m telling you. It’s a freakin’ gift. A gift that does not extend to movies made after 1995 for some reason. Which makes the first statement of this number a complete lie, doesn’t it? See? I’m cracking myself up and y’all are just along for the ride wonderin’ when you can get off. Just one more, then you’re done.
5. I cannot stand the smell of boiled hotdogs or the thought of the water they were boiled in. My friend, Denise, calls this Weiner Soup and torments me. She is funny, but evil–two traits I admire greatly.

I hereby tag Jenny at Chased by Children, Lani at The Wooden Porch, and Bananas at Absolutely Bananas.

Now, I have to say, I’m giving up the memes for a while. Oh, you can try to woo me with promises of introducing me to your readers, or perhaps the promise of coffee. The only thing that will convince me, though, is a Dyson. So if you have a Dyson for me, tag me. I’ll be over here holding my breath, trying not to make myself laugh.

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