Dear Chili–
- Beans or no beans?
- 1 alarm or 4?
- Is it true what my dad used to say about the weather: Chilly today, hot tamale?
Sincerely,
Hungry
Dear Hungry,
- Definitely beans. Unless you’re Mr. Chili, then no beans. I’ll let you ponder that one.
- Two-alarm should suffice unless you are complete wacko and a true chilihead (I am not. I only call myself that to blend in and sound cool).
- Have you seen the weather? My tamales are covered in ice.
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Dear Chili,
Where do numbers go when we aren’t using them?
Namaste,
Philosophical
Dear Phil,
You don’t mind if I call you Phil, do you? Phil, lay off the LSD. This little film will show you the hazards of too many mind-altering drugs. Take heed and don’t be the marijuana spider.
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Are there words for how funny this was? I don’t think there are so I’ll stop trying to find them. Because I don’t know where the words are when we’re not using them.
That was the best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These questions always crack me up! I enjoy reading your answers…
I am laughing so hard, I have tears coming down my face, and the kids (5 and 6 ) want to know why I’m laughing. They now want to see the video, came in on the “crack bitch” part, to which, I’m really laughing my fool head off. I’m even more twisted and dememted than I thought. I need a life!!!
This thing never gets old! HAHAHHA!
Dear Chili,
How do I get double shot decaf half soy carmel mocha latte out of the keys of my laptop, now that you’ve made me spew in a most un-ladylike fashion?
Signed,
Drippy
Oh. my. word. That is the funniest video I have ever seen.
I think I love you, Chili, and your propensity for UTube. Even if your tamales are coverd in ice.
“You don’t mind if I call you Phil, do you?” –Girlfriend, you are a riot.
That spider video–hilarious!