Ask Chili: Wk 3

by chilihead on January 22, 2007

in Ask Chili

Dear Chili–

  • Beans or no beans?
  • 1 alarm or 4?
  • Is it true what my dad used to say about the weather: Chilly today, hot tamale?

Sincerely,
Hungry

Dear Hungry,

  • Definitely beans. Unless you’re Mr. Chili, then no beans. I’ll let you ponder that one.
  • Two-alarm should suffice unless you are complete wacko and a true chilihead (I am not. I only call myself that to blend in and sound cool).
  • Have you seen the weather? My tamales are covered in ice.

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Dear Chili,
Where do numbers go when we aren’t using them?

Namaste,
Philosophical

Dear Phil,

You don’t mind if I call you Phil, do you? Phil, lay off the LSD. This little film will show you the hazards of too many mind-altering drugs. Take heed and don’t be the marijuana spider.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

1 jeana January 22, 2007 at 6:24 am

Are there words for how funny this was? I don’t think there are so I’ll stop trying to find them. Because I don’t know where the words are when we’re not using them.

2 Teri January 22, 2007 at 7:04 am

That was the best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Kilikina January 22, 2007 at 9:07 am

These questions always crack me up! I enjoy reading your answers…

4 deborah January 22, 2007 at 9:36 am

I am laughing so hard, I have tears coming down my face, and the kids (5 and 6 ) want to know why I’m laughing. They now want to see the video, came in on the “crack bitch” part, to which, I’m really laughing my fool head off. I’m even more twisted and dememted than I thought. I need a life!!!

5 Chase January 22, 2007 at 9:48 am

This thing never gets old! HAHAHHA!

6 Clemntine January 22, 2007 at 10:14 am

Dear Chili,
How do I get double shot decaf half soy carmel mocha latte out of the keys of my laptop, now that you’ve made me spew in a most un-ladylike fashion?
Signed,
Drippy

7 Goslyn January 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm

Oh. my. word. That is the funniest video I have ever seen.
I think I love you, Chili, and your propensity for UTube. Even if your tamales are coverd in ice.

8 Rocks in my Dryer January 22, 2007 at 2:18 pm

“You don’t mind if I call you Phil, do you?” –Girlfriend, you are a riot.

9 Jenny January 28, 2007 at 1:21 pm

That spider video–hilarious!

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