In response to your overwhelming desire for an "Ask Chili" feature, I’ve created a special button over there to the left under my picture. I’ve also answered a few of your questions. Silly mortals. You dare to ask La Chili questions? Mwa ha ha ha ha!
dear chilihead,
does the ‘three second rule’ apply to m &ms that are dropped on
the floor? I would think they would get longer, due to the protective
barrier nature of the candy coated shell.
Dear Too Busy To Use A Single Capital Letter Or Sign Your Name:
duh. now go cook some veggies and try not to drop them on the floor.
*****
Dear Chilihead,
Don’t you and your friends know that it’s considered rude in just
about all of polite society to taunt people about knowing secrets that
you’re not going to share?
Sincerely,
Miss Manners
Dear Miss Manners,
I’m assuming this is in response to my three posts about this site. This just in: Chilihead has a mean streak! Story at 12:01am! Or whenever I feel like it.
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“Silly mortals. You dare to ask La Chili questions? Mwa ha ha ha ha!”
I about fell over out of my chair laughing when I read that. hehehe!!
In our house, there is no time limit on M&Ms. Two weeks? No problem. Two years? Sure.
Yeah, the time limit on candy at our house is directly linked to how yummy the candy is. The tasty stuff can be down there for a while…
Dear Chili–
Beans or no beans?
1 alarm or 4?
Is it ture what my dad used to say about the weather: Chilly today, hot tamale?
Sincerely,
Hungry
LOL!
Crackers! That’s what you are!
And who on earth (besides Jeana) would ask you questions!? Don’t they know by now that you totally make up trash as you go along?
I’d ask to see your face. That’s probably off limits, but something about the family photo on the sidebar makes me swear you look like my sister in law. If that mask ever came off, there would be Camille staring at me. I just know it. Your name isn’t Camille is it?
ha ha! yes i AM too lazy for capitals. did i not sign though? ah whatever. i got my answer from la chili. (off to saute the zuchinis)
capitals, smapitals!
I would ask “Why do you wear the groucho glasses?” but I already know the answer, of course.
“Because they’re extremely cmfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
(I know Shalee gets that one–who else?)
HAAAAA!
This is a hoot.
I’ll be back for more Chili words of wisdom.